- Me: I should do math.
- Me: Holy god look at these problems
- Me: The army doesnt need guns
- Me: They need algebra textbooks
- Army: WE WILL MAKE YOU MULTIPLY FRACTIONS
- Enemy: SWEET JESUS WE SURRENDER
+
I honestly don’t understand how people find boyfriends/girlfriends
Like it seems like some people just somehow
Fall into relationships just like
Oops I tripped into a pit of writhing bodies and one got velcro’d to me
Is that how you do it
(via sameguyfromyesterday)
+
